Hey y’all I know its not the usual posting schedule please don’t get use to it.. -__- I just came home in a lets write a story kinda mood. What do ya know when I come home in good moods I just feel like writing.. :)) So this I the moment y’all been waiting for!! Drum roll please? Buckle your seats keep your hands and feet in at all times enjoy this Onikafaree fic. ;).. *yells like a cheerleader* Sit back relax and enjoy the show! *spirit fingers*
The tour bus…
“My barbs were so cute weren’t they Safaree?” Nicki yelled from the bathroom.
“Yeah they did a good job with keeping it from you and so did Martin and day.”
“Wait y’all knew about this?”
“Yup we all did. I did not think they would pull it off though.”
“Why you underestimate my barbs that way?”
“I dont know when they first told me about it they called it operation S.O….. Something or another.”
“Wait was it that S.O.Q I kept seeing one of the barbs post on the time line?”
“Yeah that. Hmmm I guess thats the trick name it something you don’t understand. I swear those coons get smarter and smarter.”
“Yeah that was smart I just thought it was a video or something.”
“Mmmhmm see they got you. But yeah it was suppose to be a three day thing.”
“Wait what why did they not tell me this?”
“Because the S in the operation stands for Surprise. If they would have told you then guess what Dr. Einstein?”
“What?”
“No surprise.” He said flopping on the king sized bed picking up Osk flipping him.
Nicki stuck her hand out the bathroom door throwing the mirror she had in her hand hitting Safaree in the head.
“Ouch!” He said rubbing his head where he got hit.
“So since you know everything is it over?” She said putting back on the shirt jeans and shoes her barbs gave her in the meet and greet.
“I don’t think so you got one of the head barbz in charges card you call and see.”
“What do you mean I have the number.”
“Just what I said you have the number its umm… Its @Jessie_Barbie.”
“Oh you mean the cute one from Florida?”
“Yeah her.”
“You said one who else?”
“Woman just call.”
“Well what I do with the number.”
“Its in your phone under Jessie.”
“Hello?”
“Hello?” Jessie said screaming over the music.
“Barb can you turn down the music please.”
“Whoa whoa wait Muny come here? Say hello.”
“Hello? Wait a min cut the music for a min y’all! Tell the driver cut the music. OK hello?”
“Hello barb who am I speaking to?”
“Umm Hb? This is Muny?
“Ha Ha Ha whats your real name barb?”
“Muny.”
“No like your government.”
“Ohhhhh you wanna know the government name. Y’all she wants to know my government name. I’m Muny Maraj Zolanski.”
The background grew loud as they laughed at the name the barb gave Nicki.
“Shes going to kick your ass Muny!” Jessie said.
“I ain’t scared of Onika me and Candi can take her ain’t that right ride or die?”
“Yeah Onika say shut up ill be quiet but when she leave I be talking again.”
“Candi shut up. Anywaydoe HB whats up did you enjoy the suprise?” Muny said now putting her on speaker.”
“Yes barb but are the three days over with?”
“No we still have six flags and our awards thing. Why?”
“Don’t be rude Muny! Give me that damn phone.” Jessie said snatching the phone from her.
“Barb? Hello? Yes HB I’m here.”
“OK so what time is everything going down tomorrow?”
Jessie then took Nicki off speaker and gave her a run down of the whole schedule.
Nicki came in agreement with the barb that she would try to make it to at least one of the events tomorrow if not both. She told her to keep it a secret from the others so she could surprise them back. Nicki hung up the phone and flopped down in the bed.
“They having something tonight?”
“Nope tomorrow.”
“Well you goin?”
“Yup to both things too.”
“Well why you got on them clothes?”
“Because I’m sure they will have something for me to wear tomorrow too plus i like this.” She said snapping a pic in the mirror.
“So you going to the after party like that.”
“Yup just like this.”
“OK suit your self I think I’m staying in mines too I just need to find a fitted cap to match it.”
“Look into the bag they got you. Safaree do you think the barbs will be there too?”
“I don’t know all depends on how much money they spent to be here.”
“Yeah your right.”
The bus pulled up in back of the club and Terrence and Day hopped off.
“Is this Nicki Minaj’s bus?” The security guy said stopping Terrence and Day.
“Yo first off I don’t care how buff you are you can take yo hands off of me and yes this is the queens bus! Clown!” Terrence said brushing off his shirt.
SB hopped off the bus and put on his sun glasses. He held out his hand for Nicki to grab on to as she hopped off the bus. Her shoes sparkled like the twinkle toes shoes and Terrence and Day laughed when they looked at her.
“What y’all laughing at Rempy and Slim?”
“You.” Terrence said.
“Yeah ladybug why they got you looking like a toddler?”
“What?”
“Y’all don’t like the shoes and the shirt?”
“Ha its cute but your so tiny.”
“Naw see y’all no good. I look cute.” She said flipping her hair entering the club.
“So does a toddler with a baby doll and twinkle toe shoes.” Terrence said letting out one last laugh.
“You know what you lucky I love you Terrence.” Nicki said turning to look at him.
The night grew old Nicki stood on the VIP balcony looking for the pink shirts. She couldn’t find any but she knew the barbs would get life knowing that she went to the club in the outfit they got for her. She stood looking at her twitter time line and could see the barb who got smart with her on the phone tweeting.
@NICKIMINAJ oh so you Muny? @PinkMunyBarbie
@PinkMunyBarbie innnnn the flesh whats up butter cup? @NICKIMINAJ
@NICKIMINAJ RT @PinkMunyBarbie innnn the flesh whats up butter cup?« Don’t try to sweet talk me now you just wait!! *side eye*
@PinkMunyBarbie Ha ha ha ain’t noooo body scared of yo eye that keep twitching!! Whats wrong wit ya? @NICKIMINAJ
Nicki saw the tweet dropped and begin to laugh sitting on the floor. When Safaree first took a look at her he thought she was crying. He helped her up and asked her what was so funny. Before she could catch her breath to answer him she asked if they could leave. As soon as she got on the bus she tweeted.
@NICKIMINAJ long day I tell you barbs this tour started off amazing thanks to the S.O.Q barbz and can you guys do me a favor get this one»> @PinkMunyBarbie
Nicki burst into tears when she saw the barb tweet.
@PinkMunyBarbie that’s OK I can hold my own! bringing them dogs barking at my door -__- HB that’s dirty you know they take stuff too serious!!!
@PinkMunyBarbie don’t be trying to exile me when stuff pop off either -__- errrr @candiqueen you got my back right??
@candiqueen @PinkMunyBarbie who fuckin with the rod? *pulls out gun*
OK y’all I was trying to use others than my self and Candi but when I asked no one tweeted and I was trying to hurry and finish so I can write Dricki.. Send me names next chapter will need em dm me @pinkmunybarbie. Oh and I don’t know about any of this happening @ S.O.Q its just a wish you know…. Smh and if it does I guess you can just call me Miss Cleo right? Anywaydoe be sure to comment if you wanna be in the next chapter and trust I need loads of names.. Hit me up.. If you had the pleasure of meeting HB send the nickname she gave you thanks..
The tour bus…
“My barbs were so cute weren’t they Safaree?” Nicki yelled from the bathroom.
“Yeah they did a good job with keeping it from you and so did Martin and day.”
“Wait y’all knew about this?”
“Yup we all did. I did not think they would pull it off though.”
“Why you underestimate my barbs that way?”
“I dont know when they first told me about it they called it operation S.O….. Something or another.”
“Wait was it that S.O.Q I kept seeing one of the barbs post on the time line?”
“Yeah that. Hmmm I guess thats the trick name it something you don’t understand. I swear those coons get smarter and smarter.”
“Yeah that was smart I just thought it was a video or something.”
“Mmmhmm see they got you. But yeah it was suppose to be a three day thing.”
“Wait what why did they not tell me this?”
“Because the S in the operation stands for Surprise. If they would have told you then guess what Dr. Einstein?”
“What?”
“No surprise.” He said flopping on the king sized bed picking up Osk flipping him.
Nicki stuck her hand out the bathroom door throwing the mirror she had in her hand hitting Safaree in the head.
“Ouch!” He said rubbing his head where he got hit.
“So since you know everything is it over?” She said putting back on the shirt jeans and shoes her barbs gave her in the meet and greet.
“I don’t think so you got one of the head barbz in charges card you call and see.”
“What do you mean I have the number.”
“Just what I said you have the number its umm… Its @Jessie_Barbie.”
“Oh you mean the cute one from Florida?”
“Yeah her.”
“You said one who else?”
“Woman just call.”
“Well what I do with the number.”
“Its in your phone under Jessie.”
“Hello?”
“Hello?” Jessie said screaming over the music.
“Barb can you turn down the music please.”
“Whoa whoa wait Muny come here? Say hello.”
“Hello? Wait a min cut the music for a min y’all! Tell the driver cut the music. OK hello?”
“Hello barb who am I speaking to?”
“Umm Hb? This is Muny?
“Ha Ha Ha whats your real name barb?”
“Muny.”
“No like your government.”
“Ohhhhh you wanna know the government name. Y’all she wants to know my government name. I’m Muny Maraj Zolanski.”
The background grew loud as they laughed at the name the barb gave Nicki.
“Shes going to kick your ass Muny!” Jessie said.
“I ain’t scared of Onika me and Candi can take her ain’t that right ride or die?”
“Yeah Onika say shut up ill be quiet but when she leave I be talking again.”
“Candi shut up. Anywaydoe HB whats up did you enjoy the suprise?” Muny said now putting her on speaker.”
“Yes barb but are the three days over with?”
“No we still have six flags and our awards thing. Why?”
“Don’t be rude Muny! Give me that damn phone.” Jessie said snatching the phone from her.
“Barb? Hello? Yes HB I’m here.”
“OK so what time is everything going down tomorrow?”
Jessie then took Nicki off speaker and gave her a run down of the whole schedule.
Nicki came in agreement with the barb that she would try to make it to at least one of the events tomorrow if not both. She told her to keep it a secret from the others so she could surprise them back. Nicki hung up the phone and flopped down in the bed.
“They having something tonight?”
“Nope tomorrow.”
“Well you goin?”
“Yup to both things too.”
“Well why you got on them clothes?”
“Because I’m sure they will have something for me to wear tomorrow too plus i like this.” She said snapping a pic in the mirror.
“So you going to the after party like that.”
“Yup just like this.”
“OK suit your self I think I’m staying in mines too I just need to find a fitted cap to match it.”
“Look into the bag they got you. Safaree do you think the barbs will be there too?”
“I don’t know all depends on how much money they spent to be here.”
“Yeah your right.”
The bus pulled up in back of the club and Terrence and Day hopped off.
“Is this Nicki Minaj’s bus?” The security guy said stopping Terrence and Day.
“Yo first off I don’t care how buff you are you can take yo hands off of me and yes this is the queens bus! Clown!” Terrence said brushing off his shirt.
SB hopped off the bus and put on his sun glasses. He held out his hand for Nicki to grab on to as she hopped off the bus. Her shoes sparkled like the twinkle toes shoes and Terrence and Day laughed when they looked at her.
“What y’all laughing at Rempy and Slim?”
“You.” Terrence said.
“Yeah ladybug why they got you looking like a toddler?”
“What?”
“Y’all don’t like the shoes and the shirt?”
“Ha its cute but your so tiny.”
“Naw see y’all no good. I look cute.” She said flipping her hair entering the club.
“So does a toddler with a baby doll and twinkle toe shoes.” Terrence said letting out one last laugh.
“You know what you lucky I love you Terrence.” Nicki said turning to look at him.
The night grew old Nicki stood on the VIP balcony looking for the pink shirts. She couldn’t find any but she knew the barbs would get life knowing that she went to the club in the outfit they got for her. She stood looking at her twitter time line and could see the barb who got smart with her on the phone tweeting.
@NICKIMINAJ oh so you Muny? @PinkMunyBarbie
@PinkMunyBarbie innnnn the flesh whats up butter cup? @NICKIMINAJ
@NICKIMINAJ RT @PinkMunyBarbie innnn the flesh whats up butter cup?« Don’t try to sweet talk me now you just wait!! *side eye*
@PinkMunyBarbie Ha ha ha ain’t noooo body scared of yo eye that keep twitching!! Whats wrong wit ya? @NICKIMINAJ
Nicki saw the tweet dropped and begin to laugh sitting on the floor. When Safaree first took a look at her he thought she was crying. He helped her up and asked her what was so funny. Before she could catch her breath to answer him she asked if they could leave. As soon as she got on the bus she tweeted.
@NICKIMINAJ long day I tell you barbs this tour started off amazing thanks to the S.O.Q barbz and can you guys do me a favor get this one»> @PinkMunyBarbie
Nicki burst into tears when she saw the barb tweet.
@PinkMunyBarbie that’s OK I can hold my own! bringing them dogs barking at my door -__- HB that’s dirty you know they take stuff too serious!!!
@PinkMunyBarbie don’t be trying to exile me when stuff pop off either -__- errrr @candiqueen you got my back right??
@candiqueen @PinkMunyBarbie who fuckin with the rod? *pulls out gun*
OK y’all I was trying to use others than my self and Candi but when I asked no one tweeted and I was trying to hurry and finish so I can write Dricki.. Send me names next chapter will need em dm me @pinkmunybarbie. Oh and I don’t know about any of this happening @ S.O.Q its just a wish you know…. Smh and if it does I guess you can just call me Miss Cleo right? Anywaydoe be sure to comment if you wanna be in the next chapter and trust I need loads of names.. Hit me up.. If you had the pleasure of meeting HB send the nickname she gave you thanks..
