So just for the record this is an all fiction story.. Idk just felt like I had to say that.. But anyway though s/o to my rod @Candiqueen and @Nickiscarebear for helping me think of songs!!… Be sure to listen to Ashanti dreams after this chapter..
The night before the last s.o.q event…
“Safaree?” Nicki said flopping on the bed.
“Onika?” Safaree mocked back.
He knew she was gone from the four glasses of Rose she had at the club to keep her mind off of how bad she did not want to be there.
“Safaree I love.. I mean do you know I’m in love with you?” She said trying to take off her shirt.
“Yes I do.” He said helping her remove the shirt from her arms.
“But do you know why?”
“No Nicki. But how about you put on your night clothes and we will talk about it in the morning.” He said pulling the jeans off her legs.
Nicki curled up in the big king sized bed in just her bra and thong. She stared at Safaree for a few seconds and then reached for the shirt he removed from his body. and put it on.
“I hate it when you do that.”
“Do what?”
“You know what your doing.”
“No I don’t Safaree tell me what your talking about.”
“You know I think its sexy when you wear my shirts to bed.”
“Oh whats wrong he needs some lovin.” She said pulling on Safrees jeans.
“Nope you not gone get me ill fight the sensation.”
“What are you talking about Safaree what sensation.”
“The sensation between my legs. I’m not losing this bet. I knew you wouldn’t play fair. Just wondering when the cheating would start.”
“Oh to tell you the truth I forgot all about that stupid bet. I’m in NEED of him tonight.” She said taking long strokes down the front of his boxers.
“Well too bad.” He said pushing her hands away.
Nicki curled back up in the bed. She repositioned osk and Elenore on the bed so they were now under the covers with her. Safaree got under the covers and turned on the TV. He watched Nicki as her little body went up and down under the covers letting him know she was now sleep.
…….
Later the next day in the Barbs hotel room…
“Muny answer the door.” Jessie screamed from the window.
“Damn I swear you got bionic hearing cus I could not hear shit!” Muny said grabbing at the door.”
“What if HB was behind that door when you opened it?” Stadrianne said to her standing on her side waiting to see who it was.
“Id piss this…. Whhhhaaaaaaaaaaat!” Muny screamed when she opened the door.
“Smh ride or die you good?” Candi screamed from the window.
“Omg HB this hoe is soo rude come in.” Stadrianne said booty bumping Muny out the way.
“HB!!!!” All the girls screamed at once.”
“Hi Barbz.”
“Sup coons no love fa the kid huh? That’s cool.”
“Smh see and y’all say I’m rude y’all ain’t even say hi to SB.” Muny said folding her arms sitting on the bed.
“Neither did you!” Shonda yelled across the room at Muny.
“So I was pissin I have a valid excuse!”
“Mmhmm what ever.”
“Ok Barbs so lets get names out the way. Who are you?” Nicki said pointing at one of the girls by the front door.
“I’m Itsmarthabitch also known as Stadrianne.”
“Oh OK its nice to put a face with the name Barb.”
“I’m Muny.” Muny said looking at her nails.
“Oh so you the one. You the one who got smart with me on the phone.”
“Innnnnnnn the flesh!”
“Oh you still being smart?”
“No!”
“Come to mama Barb.” Nicki said holding out her arms hugging Muny.
Nicki held on to Muny still asking names.
“So who are you? You look familiar. Do I follow you?”
“No!! We had this convo before HB. And I’m SBs wife that’s why I look so familiar I’m Nickiscarebear my real name is Shonda though. Shonda Samules to be exact.”
“Oh i remember you the concert in Chicago! Ha! Y’all some coons!”
“Yeah the one keeping that girl from kissing yo face.” Shonda said.
Safarees eyes grew big and he turned to look around the room.
“Oh so he was letting some girl kiss his face Barb?”
“Yup all in the crowd HB.” Shonda said.
“Oop.” Muny said
“But no baby I ain’t know…”
“Save it Safaree.” Nicki said rolling her eyes turning to the next Barb.
“And who are you Barb?” She said pointing at Candi.
“Oh me I’m Candi Queen.”
“That’s the ride or die.” Muny said giving her dap.
“Oh you the one who had her back huh.”
“Yup I always do.” Candi Queen
“Mess with me yo get her too.” Muny said looking up at Nicki
“Fa sho!” Candi said.
“Oh so what yall gone do beat me up?” Nicki asked.
“You know a liddle rope and a chair is fine.” Candi said.
“Yeah naw HB we would just tie you up its nothing. Leave you in time out fa a liddle bit you will be ok.” Muny said giving Candi a wink.
“Oh so u gone tie me up huh.” Nicki said looking at Muny
“hey what ever works.” Muny said.
Nicki playfully hit Muny as if to give her a spanking and told her to sit back in the chair next to her.
“Ima keep my eyes on you two.” Nicki said pointing at both the girls.
“And who are you?” She said pointing at the two boys in the corner.”
“Im Boothiekbminaj but everybody call me Boothie HB.”
“Oh ok I remember you.”
“And you know me I’m Butthole Billy.” Billy said licking his index fingers fixing his eyebrows.
“Oh lawd yeah I know who you are don’t even know why I asked. And Crissy hey honey! And let me guess your Jessie Barbie?”
“Yes ma’am that’s me!”
“And you I met you at Collins.”
“Yes I’m Trebblebarbie. You can call me Tamar.”
“Ok so where are all the other Barbs?”
“They left.” The Barbz said in unison.
“What you mean?”
“Just what we said.” Tamar said.
“Yeah HB they gone.”
“Why did they leave?” Nicki said looking confused.
“Because our three day weekend is over now HB.” Muny said.
“What you mean its over?”
“Like we stayed extra days because we wanted to spend more time with each other.”
“Aww you guys are mad cute.”
…….
Bowling alley…..
“HB I got your shoes!” Jessie yelled from the counter.
“Thanks Barb.” Nicki said winking at her.
“So we got two teams and we even because its ten of us five on my team and five on yours big Dawg.” Safaree said setting Nicki’s bowling ball on the floor.
“Ok so Barbs line up. I’m picking first. Muny come here.”
“Dang why you have to pick the coon.” SB said watching Muny slide her feet across the floor to Nickis team.
“Because you was going to try to pick all the good people.”
“But how you know she good BC-64 could suck at bowling.”
“I do not! And just cuz you said that ima continue to strike on yo ass!”
“That’s what I’m talking about Barb.” Nicki said giving Muny a high five.
“I want the other coon come on Candi.”
“Wait how y’all gone split me and my rod up.” Muny said
“Just like we did now get down or lay down Barb.”
“Yeah rod get that ass beat!”
“Whhhhaaat? Oh no you got it bent ain’t no bumpers around her rod so you pretty much got yo ass handed to ya.”
“Its a bet.”
“Ok its a done deal. Put your bowling shoes where ya mouth is.” Muny said whispering something to HB.
“Shonda.” Nicki said choosing who Muny told her to pick.
“Chrissy.” SB said looking over at Nicki.
“Billy.” Nicki said winking at Safaree.
“Martin. And nigga you better know how to bowl to BC-nothing.”
“Jessie.” Nicki said laughing at SB trying to get the males on his team.
“Stadrianne.”
"Tamar.” Nicki said taking a seat on her side of the bowling lane.
“Well coon you the only one left welcome to the winning team Boothie.”
“Yall ready to loose?” Muny said trying balls. (pauz)
“Sorry rod but when I kick that ass I hope its no bad feelings.”
“Ha as long as when I mop this floor with your ass there is no bad feelings or tears yup we good.” Muny said sitting next to Nicki.
“Well let the games begin.” Safaree said starting the game.
The game started off slow. With Candi and Muny being the only ones to hit strikes. The team laughed every time Nicki bowled because she never hit anything it just went straight to the gutter. Safarees team was up by five and it was a few bowls left. It was Nicki’s turn to bowl again and Tamar whispered something to her.
“HB if you hold the ball like this walk up three steps fling your arm back like this and let the ball go you can get a strike and bring us back for Muny to bring us home to win..”
“Ok Barb I got it.” Nicki walked up and did just as she was told.
“Omg HB!!! HB!!!! You did it.”
“Omg I did! I did it! I got a strikkkkeeee! I got a stttrrriiikkkkeeee!” She said dancing in the aisle.”
It was Safarees turn. Safaree got up and grabbed the wrong ball.
“You know that not your ball right Faree?” Nicki said warning him he chose the wrong ball.
“Yeah ima make a point.”
“And what point is that?” Nicki said siting in her chair crossing her arms across her chest.
“That I can do that with my eyes closed and with the wrong ball.”
“Show off.” Nicki said taking a sip of her pop.
Safaree pulled his arm back and let the ball go. The ball went straight half the way down and the started to slowly curve. It slowed down a little bit and went straight into the gutter.
“Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh my god thats funny.” Nicki said holding her stomach.
“You know what that’s fine cuz its no way in hell that you guys will come back.”
“Oh really? Muny show him how NOT to show off.” Nicki said giving Muny a nudge.
“You know what HB ima let Tamar do the honors.”
“What Muny no I said how NOT to show off.”
“I’m not showing off. Did you forget who taught you how to get that strike you just got.”
“Muny no you just do it.” Tamar said pushing Muny up.
“Nope Tamar you do it or no one will.” Muny said sitting back in her seat.
Tamar picked up the ball trying to remember everything she told Nicki to do. She pulled her arm back and let go of the ball. The strike she hit happened so fast that Safarees team took a few min to process it.
“Whats that y’all was talking. See that score. That strike means we are now winning. And this being the last bowl means we win no matter what. So talk shit now.” Nicki said standing to give Tamar a hug.
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