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OK u guys. mmhmmm shut up i know i know.. and jessie hush and sit in the corner thanks.. this is part tow of this chapter things wont go sour just yet so don’t be looking for the bad stuff that your going to be mad at me for later in onikafaree.. but enjoy this chapter.. a lot of barbs mentioned me asking to be in this chapter so you may see a few new names. enjoy this chapter.. love you guys.. OK and also i dont feel like doing my nomal edits on this story so deal!
4 am…..
“OK barbs i have to go we have to be up in three hours for our spa thing and breakfast.”
“yo its really that late hb?”they said in unison.
“yes its 4 in the morning barbz.”
“ok well good night hb.” they said in unison once again.
“ok you know what barbs thats just like children of the corn creepy don’t do that no more.”
“what?? hb did you just say we sound like demon kids.?” talisa said.
“no i just said you sound creepy.” Nicki said tapping the barb on the butt walking to the door.
“why cant you just sleep in here?” ari asked looking down at her nails.
“well because barbz safree is in the room all by him self i kinda made this all about you guys.”
“oh.”
“OK well good night hb you have to run along now nice talking to ya forever and a day run along you have people to attend to see you at the ass crack of dawn in the morning.” muny said not taking a breath pushing nicki to the door.
“if i didn’t know any better id think you did not want me in here any more barb.”
“we don’t.” candi said handing the barbie her phone charger and the phone that was attached to it.
“what you me you don’t.” nicki said gasping.
“what im saying is big dawg is how you gone make us feel bad because safaree been awl by him self while you been in here. and then expect ut to want you to stay like that shit cray.” candi said.
“oh you have a point.”
“we know we do.” cashly said.
“oh do yall?”
“mmhmmm.” dani said.
"well fine.” nicki said making a pouty face.
“girl bye go back to your room and no birthday sex!!”
“waaaahhhhhhhhhh?” nicki said looking confused stopping in her tracks.
“you heard us no birthday sex.” they said n unison.
“whatever barbs. nobody is going to be sexing any one.” she said about to close the door.
“yeah yeah whatever.. what you bout to tell us now me and safaree are just best friends barbs.”
“we are just best friends.”
“i believe you hb.” jessie said.
“mmhmm sure you do.” tamar said rolling her eyes.
“thanks barb.”
“mmhmmm no problem hb.”
“well then ill see you barbs in a few hours.”
“night hb and happy birthday.” they all said closing the door.
nicki walked up to the room only to find she left her key in the barbs room. she stood outside the door waiting for safaree to come open the door. she waited as she saw the door creep open and safarees head peak from the little hole fit for his head.
“oh its just you. why you aint use the key i left for you?”
“the barbs kicked me out giving me my things so i could not grab the stuff my self. i only have what they gave me.”
safaree opened the door and let her in taking everything out her hands. he watched as the barbie climbed in the bed letting her slippers slide off her feet before she positioned her self under the covers. after pluging her phone up and putting her clothes in the dirty clothes duffel he positioned him self in bed with her. wrapping his arms around her tiny waist.
“happy birthday baby.”
“thank you safaree.”
…….
1 pm…. 12.8.11
nicki rolled over to find safarees side of the bed empty. she felt around before she opened her eyes because some times he’d move away when he would watch TV so his laughs would not wake her. when she realized he was really gone she sat up and looked round. the room was soo beautiful and on top of the cover was a card. no im not in the room any more. well where are you? she thought to her self. baby i went to go keep the barbs company while you enjoy some time to your self. oh that makes sense. oh shit but we late now smart one. we are not late so take your time. i just pushed everything back. follow the red rose pedals first you have to walk on them so pick up your feet when you walk. i heard its bad luck for a queen not to walk on rose pedals. cant remember where i heard that from but it don’t matter. i just ran all hot water before i left so it should be the way you like it by now. when your done follow the pink rose pedals to the next card so you will know how to get your gift from me.. i love you.. Happy Birthday.
nicki got up and did what she was told. she was soo excited to see what safaree had in store for her so she moved at a quick pace. on the side read another note. me and the barbs dont care how you look with out make up lashes and all that other extra stuff. so when your done in here dont waste time putting all that shit on. just follow the pink pedal road and go to the next card. she laughed and set the card down by the tub and then continued to bathe. when she finished she reached for the shower door and on the soap rack was yet another note. i bet you did not think i knew you this well. so if you must waste tons of water knowing after you go to the spa you will shower once again anyway go right ahead. please just make it quick because im bored.
“awww hell naw nigga how you gone tell me to take my time then rush me.” she said taking a quick shower before following the remainder of the red pedals that soon faded into pink.
nicki grabbed her phone to check messages and she had a few. some from her mom candi and lauren day and terrence and the last one was from safaree so she opened it. im glad that we were Friends for so long because this is soo easy. your clothes are in the new duffel you asked for on the side of your bed me and the barbs went shopping and why do you turn that music up like that when you take your bath. i just came in and left with out you knowing and the bathroom door was open.
nicki opened the duffel and another card sat on top. i bet you thought this was from the coon. or that he took us shopping with out you so you missed something. naww you missed nothing and we picked up 2 more barbs (safaree said it was ok.) De’cora and D’ara are the barbs names. but anywaydoe anystankhoe on to the important things in life YOU. today we wanted to make this day special for you so we had safaree change up the whole game plan. we want you to let loose and have fun. not worry about any thing for a day so today we will only call you constance no more hb or nicki just constance. constance barbs you couldnt think of anything better. safaree told us ud probably stop reading after constance and talk shit so the other name we had was uniqua and umm that’s just ghetto. you aint never lied barb. but in this bag is some jeans. no leggings cuz im sorry hb but if you walk out of here with leggings on people will know who you are. a snapback hat. only if you want to wear it you dont have to. no wig because you need to rock that nice wavy hair we know you have under them wigs. just take it down out that god awful bun you have it in (safree said that) and let your natural curl fall around your shoulders. we got you a holister shirt its pink and has green writing on it.. :)) from this point on you will be getting letters from us no more coon thats why the rose pedals changed.. gifts in this bag and the bag its self are from: talisa ebony muny kay tamar jessie shonda breezylee jovan ty gary dee shadelle brandi janay and candi. we love you more than you will ever know! muahhhhhh!
nicki took her time getting dressed she put on nude lipstick and a pink gloss. she removed her hair from the bun it was in and let it fall down her shoulders she grabbed the earrings the barbs had in the bag the gold hoops bamboo with constance written in the middle and put them in her ear. her necklace matched the hoops with a gold rope chain with constance written in cursive with a pink diamond heart attached to it. her shoes were chucks with crazy nicki quotes and song lyrics written all over the side. at the very bottom of the bag was another note. i did have something else in store for you. but they took over my operation. so once your dressed come save me because i bet you im being attacked…
nicki grabbed her coat and headed for the elevator.
the barbs hotel room..
“so i heard yall told the kid no birthday sex?”
“yeah we did.”
“who was she going to be sexin.?
“dont act like you dont know safaree.” cashly said sitting on the bed.
“how can i act when i really dont know.” safaree said taking a seat on the dresser.
“oh you know dont act brand new.” bella said sitting next to cashly.
“i hope yall not thinking me and nicki.”
“yeah thats exactly who they thinking.” jessie said sitting in the chair by the window. “but ive been telling them this whole trip that——.”
“they are just friends.” the whole room full of barbs said in unison.
“bull shit!” muny screamed coughing after.
“oh that’s how you feel BC -64.”
“huh what you talking bout willis?”
“knock knock knock.”
“oh my look at the time is that the door yes it is.” candi said opening the door.
“hi hb how are you your ready to goooo oh what a cowinkydink so am i.” muny said turning the barbie around.
“barbs whats going on.”
“trust me hb you dont wanna get trapped in there.” they both said together.
“whats going on wait where is everyone else.”
“they trying to get me. a little onikafaree talk is all you know how that goes.” muny said stopping them so the others could catch up.
…..
spa…..
“ok ladies and gentlemen.. wow this is a big group. well today you guys are signed up for the mud bath spas. so we will give you all a robe strip down to your bathing suits and lets get going.”
“wait we gone be sitting in mud?”d’ara said.
“clay but yes.”
“wait but will it come out of our swim suits?”
“yes it will.”
“oh ok.” they said putting on their robes.
nicki smiled watching the barbs look around in awe. it made her happy that she thought of things they never did before.
“so we have a special mud tub for parties. this is our mud pool. please take your robes of and lay them on a chair. and as you do that after if you want to find a seat in the mud pool that would be great.”
she waited for all of the barbs to find a seat and continued with directions.
“ok make sure you feel a seat under you and then will you just slide down in that seat until your necks are fully covered. there is a facial person coming around this will be the person working on you for this whole session. right now all of you have pillow behind your head please rest your heads on that pillow. no there is no talking in the mud room this is for complete relaxation. as soon as the facial is over the mask will be removed from your face and you can exit the mud bath. when you exit the mud bath to my right is the showers wash and then meet me back out here.”
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“ok are all of you relaxed? i heard a lot of snoring did you guys have a long eventful night? ok next room is the sauna now in her you can talk as much as you want this will just open your pores and your only going to spend 15 minutes in here. enjoy”
“yo why she so happy.” safaree said.
“shes suppose to be that way you big doof.”
“no she like too happy.”
“you know what safaree.”
“shut upppppp.” the barbs all said in unison.
“how did you guys know i was going to tell him to shut up?”
“because you always do.” bella said.
“no i dont.”
“yes you do. see i told you you be doing me wrong. but when i say it its just me being in my feelings but the barbs Say it and now you prob wanna feel bad for a nigga.”
“naw u good.” she said patting him on the chest.
“what tip guy.” he said scooting down the bench.
“how much longer do we have in here hb its too hot i cant breathe.” muny said.
“yeah its starting to be too much.” shonda said fanning her self.
“if you need to step out barbs you can i dont want anything happening to my barbs.”
muny and shonda stepped out of the sauna and waited the five minutes left out side.
“muny why sis Sb say that to you in the room.”
“huh.” muny said choking on the water that she was drinking.
“why did sb look at you like that.”
“well remember way back when. like around the time of the young money party.”
“yeah.”
“well he asked me to help him with a few things.”
“things like?”
“oh gosh. him and hb were trying things. and he wanted something romantic that he could do on his own.”
“oh ok you scared me for a while.”
“so i sent him my number gave him a list and walked him through a facial sorta like the ones we had today. he told me not to say anything to you guys and i told him his secret was safe with me. he knew candi queen knew because she was with me when i was helping but other than that no one else knows.”
“ohhh.”
“ohhh what?” nicki said coming out the sauna.
“nothing she was just telling me what the word oreo ment.”
“barb you dont know what oreo means?”
“no is that a problem hb. is it a problem that i dont know what oreo means.”
“no barb damn.” nicki said pulling her water twards her chest walking away.
nicki looked at the floor and saw more rose pedals on the floor. she opened the locker with her things in it and watch the rose pedals fall out of the locker and a note slide on the floor. hey hb its gift group number too. in here is a box now this box is not your ordinary box. it dosent contain jewelry or keys. not money or any thing of the sort. you will open it and see a key this key opens something back at your hotel room and trust us you will only want to open this in your hotel room. love you! chrissy rdb osk tiff mushroom lulu jordan brandon bonquisha kathy and stephanie.
“barbs why does this scare me?”
“what you scared of?” shadelle said putting a peice of gum in her mouth.
“what ever this gift is back at the room.”
“oh naw its just a little something something for you to enjoy on your own if you know what we mean.” kathy said moving her brows up and down.
“oh why do i feel that i know what yall mean oh too well.”
“i hope not that well.”
the barbs and nicki put on their clothes. and got ready to leave nicki handed the lady an envelope full of money.
“that should handle it and its a tip for all the people that helped in there to have a great day ma’am.”
……..
the mall….
“ok babrz im going to give you guys spending money this part of our trip as to be quick. you go in get you an outfit for tonight and then we go to the movies.”
“we just getting fits for tonight hb?” brandon said looking at the money in his hand.
“yes just for tonight.”
“well why so much money?” osk said looking at the money with the same face as brandon.
“you will see when you get in.”
“wait hb this is your birthday why are you doing so much for us?” jessie said.
“because your my barbs.”
“what if we tell you we dont want to.” candi said.
“then you guys will hurt my feelings.”
“but hb it just dont feel right.” muny said.
“yeah hb this feels mad weird.” dani said.
“but i just want to do something for you guys since your always doing for me. whats so wrong about that barbs.”
“THE FACT THAT ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY!”
“so. just take it and go get something nice.”
the barbs took off in the store and nicki and safaree stood by the front door.
“where do you want to go safaree?”
“im not shopping i have all my shopping done.”
“well its a Victoria secrets in here i wanna go there.”
“for what?”
“who knows mama might have something for you later daddy.” she said walking way touching his chin with her nails.
“shit! why you do things like that while we around the barbs?”
“its fun watching you squirm.”
“oh ok you better watch it for you get taking in on of these bathrooms or locker rooms and i give you that gift i wanted you to unwrap when you got out the shower this morning.”
“i hear you talking.”
“oh so you still talking shit huh?” he said grabing her hand strongly pulling her into his chest.
“safaree. dont play you not about that life.”
“im not about what life?”
“that freaky take you right here right now life.”
“you want me to show you. cuz i can show you better than i can tell you.”
“Like I said, I hear you talking.”
Safaree grabbed her by the hand then looked in each direction trying to figure out where he wanted to go. His eyes landed on Dicks sporting goods, he pulled her in that direction.
“Where are we going?” She figured it out before he told her. “Really? A sporting store Safaree?”
“What you care for, as long as you get what want?”
They slipped in the store undetected, all the workers were either busy with customer or stocking shelves. Safaree lead Nicki to the back of the store into a storage closet. He found the light switch and flipped it on. They looked around the room to find shelves full of miscellaneous things and there was also a bench pressing bench with only the bar on it. The weights were on the floor stacked on the side.
“Yeah this is real romantic Safaree.” Sarcasm dripped from her mouth.
“I never said I wanted to be romantic, I want a quickie.” He pulled he close gripping her ass with his left hand.
“I don’t do quickies.” She took his bottom lip in her mouth.
“You gone do one today, drop them pants.” he looked down at her. She went in for a kiss but he moved his face. “You heard what I said.” he nudged her away still locked in a stare with her. She ran her tongue across her teeth and grinned. She liked this side of him, forceful Safaree was definitely a turn on. She ran her hand over her hips then unbuttoned her jeans. NIcki began pulling them down.
“Wait!” She stopped. “Turn around and pull them down.” she turned on her heels then slowly pulled the painted on jeans down her legs. When she reached her ankles she looked back at Safaree giving him a smirk.
“You like the view?” He nodded. She giggled and started to take off her heels.
“No leave them on, get rid of the pants and the thong.” Safaree unbuttoned his jeans pulling them down along with his boxers freeing his manhood.
“There goes what I’ve been craving.” She reached out to feel him but he pushed her hand away.
“Bend over.” Nicki rolled her eyes and did as she was told. She placed her hands on the bar while straddling the bench. Safaree pulled her hips back to him making her do a flat back, she looked at him and watched as Safaree took his middle and index finger slipped them in his mouth then eased them into Nickis warm center.
“Mhhhmm”
Safaree knew she liked this but at this moment it wasn’t just about her it was about them. He removed his fingers from inside her then slapped her ass.
“You ready?” She nodded. His member slipped pass her center folds and inside her. Safaree held on to her hips as ha moved in and out of her. He didn’t know if it was them being in a public place but she was wetter than usual, she felt so good.
“Damn!” he sped up.
“Safaree.” She grabbed his wrist but couldn’t get any more words out. Safaree pulled the strings on her halter top and it fell forward. He lifted Nicki up and grabbed her boobs with both hands as he filled her over and over again.
“What baby?” he kissed her on her neck. “You want to say something?” Nicki shook her head yes, her eyes were closed. “Say it.”
“Harder.” he smiled against her neck.
“I got you.” he bent her back over putting his right arm under her stomach and gripping her. He pulled her to where her feet were near dangling, he worked her over.
“Safaree I’m coming. I’m going to come.” She screamed. He put his hand over her mouth.
“Shhhh. You tying to get us caught.”
“It’s just so good.” she gripped the bar tighter, Safaree knew he need to wrap this up because he knew she wouldn’t be quiet. He slowed down making his strokes long and deep.
“Damn it Safaree. Ahhhhhhhhhh.” She came all over his dick, when he felt her juices he pulled out grabbing a towel off the shelf and coming on it.
“Shit.”
Nicki had sweat on her forehead from all the movement going on in the small room. Safaree was leaned up against the wall with his eyes closed catching his breath. He heard Nickis heels moving across the floor and opened his eyes watching her grab a towel then turning on the sink that was behind a couple of boxes to wet it. She then cleaned her self up the best she could, she handed another towel to Safaree so he could do the same. They got dressed then Safaree peeped out the door to if it was clear for them to come out. He walked out the room grabbing Nickis hand. There was an old Mexican woman sitting off to the side, Nicki saw her smiling at them. Nicki smiled back trying to fix her hair, she couldn’t believe she was doing the walk of shame in a mall.
hb where are you? ~barbz
you guys we went to dicks. safaree wanted to see how much rafting stuff was. ~nicki
ok we are in the game room where we came in at. ~barbz
nicki hopped on safarees back as he shot across out of dicks. when they got to the barbs he put nicki on the floor and the barbs all gathered around.
yall see her shirt on backwards? ~barbz
yeah i thought it was just me. ~barbz
no i see it too. ~barbz
smh trying to fool us. ~barbz
ikr. ~barbz
maybe she just put it on wrong after trying on clothes? ~barbz
we dont even have to ask who said that one. ~barbz
all the barbs started laughing at once.
“whats so funny barbs?”
“oh nothing. liddle freaks.” kathy said looking up pulling on nickis collar to her hollister shirt.
nick looked down and saw the tag sticking out the front of her shirt. he took the scarf she had and wrapped it so you couldn’t see it.
oh hush barbs i was just trying on my shirt. when you guys sent me the text.
“mmmhmmm sure that’s what all da freaks say.”
……
movie theater….
“ok so the lights will be off right?”
“yes ma’am.” the movie guy said.
“and its only people that dont mind talking in this movie right?”
“yes but ma’am can i ask why?”
“its constance and me nd my barbs like to have fun.”
“oh ok.” the guy said looking at her like she was weird.”
“and we cant get put out or anything like that.”
“no ma’am the people know the rules to this one before they get in here. anything goes is what you asked for anything goes is what you get.”
“ok thanks.” she said tapping the guy on the butt.
“bittttttcccchhhh yo breath stank sit cho ass down!” candi said tossing candy at the girl standing in one of the rows.
nicki took her seat next to safaree and the other seat next to her was for her purse and the duffel full of candy she got for the barbs.
“oh barbs we will not be ratchet.”
“oh we wont nicki and i just saw you toss that nerd at that old mans head.”
“well he looked like an nerd. nerd!” she said hitting mushroom in the head with a nerd.
“hb you ever had these before?” shonda said turning around in her seat holding up her crunch bar bites.”
“no those look good gimmie some.”
“dang hb gimmie got drowned.”
“you know what i mean barb.”
just then the move voice intturupted there convo.
“that is mad rude guy you cant just inturrupt queen constance like that.”
“are you guys going to be ignorant through the whole damn movie.”
“are you going to be bald all your damn life. ignorant is my first name sir.”
“oh so your going to be an asshole?”
“asshole is my middle name.”
“ok ignorant asshole why dont i call the management and tell em.”
“go ahead fearless is my last name.”
the guy wen and got management. safaree watched as the guy turned red and went back to his seat.
“hey care bear let me see those crunch bites.” safaree stood and yelled to shonda.
“ok.”
the barbs passed down the candy and handed it to sb the watched in awe as safaree used the bald guys head as a target. the also watched as the guy got up flipped safaree the finger and then left the movie theater.
“yo how many times do you have to get yo weak baldder ass up and go to the fucking bathroom. sit cho ass down.”
“shhhhhhh.” nicki said putting candy up to her lips.
“oh so the ratchet queen wants us to be quite now?”
“yes safaree i like this movie now.”
“ok ok but good luck with telling the barbs that.”
“ok barbs next time one of you guys throw something or say something wratchet you will have to be in barbie detention sitting by me holding my hand like a baby.” nicki said taking her seat again getting back into the movie.
shadelle sat back in her chair and opened her pack of skittles with a little hole. she pulled out one skittle and tossed it at a bald man three rows infront of nicki. when she tossed the skitle her bag fell and hit nicki in the head.
“ok you know what?” nicki said standing up looking at shadelle with her death face.
“ok look wait.. i did not mean to do that.. wait.. wait i meant to hit the bald guy.”
“no i dont wanna hear it barb get down here right now.” nicki said through gritted teeth.
“ok ok. dang dont get your panties in a bunch.”
shadelle sat in the chair next to nicki and folded her arms.
“can i have my candy back?”
“no!” nicki said opening the bag up eating her skittles.
“oh no fatty!”
“what you say?” nicki said pinching her in her side.
“ouuuuuuccchhhh nic.” i aint say nothing she said snatching away folding her arms.
“aww come to mam barb.” she said holding out her arms.
nicki tuned back into the movie after shadelle took her hand.
“hey coon dare me to hit hb in the face with this?” she said holding up a dibs.
“yeah if you get her dead on the side of her face ill give you 50.”
“ok ok. i can do that.” candi said taking aim at nickis face.
the dibs flew across the row and slapped nicki in her face.
“ok who was that?” nicki stood and looked down the row at safaree withthe dibs container in his hand.
“oh no that was not me. that was candi queen.”
“what tip guy?” candi stood yelling.
“get yo butt over here.” nicki said pointing at the chair next to her. haveing shadelle go back to her seat.
“now why would you do that?”
“idk its boring?”
“mmhmm now sit yo ass down.”
“ugh at least i got 50.”
“what was that.”
“nothing is said yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i get to sit next to nicki… the party pooper!”
nicki looked back at the screen to watch the ending. all the barbs watchedin awe as bella sat still on the bed. as bella opened up her eyes one of the barbs screamed.
“IMMMMMMMMMM THE SSSSSSEEEECCCCOOOONNNNDDDDD NICKKKIIIII MINNNAAAJJJJ!” bonquisha stood up and said.
nicki looked at her and gave her a death stare. and then looked back at the screen. all the barbs sat in there seats until the theater was almost empty. then they departed from the room. as soon as they got into the hall all their phones begain to go off.
@NICKIMINAJ: thank you barbs sooo much i had soo much fun until yall all went sour in the movie theater. safaree you wait till we get home! i love you guys sooo much thank you for making this the best birthday ever.
Lmfaoooooooo wow :-) ah ha Shadelle! Candi Queen did that on purpose lol how she gonna make it so we can talk and want us to shut up! Lol she need too stop tapping asses too!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahahaha I looooooooovvvvvvveeeeed this chapter, it was freaking hilarious.com Nic and Sb some true freaks for that one. Lmaoooooooooooooooo how she was getting the dick in a store called dicks, ironic. That ghatdamn Jessie in denial and muny yo ass is just all they way retarded. Can't wait for the next post
ReplyDeleteLMMMFFFFAAAAAOOOOOO this was to fuckn funny! Yo Nic mad freaky, gettin it inn; in the store lol then the old lady was just smiling haha. Poor Jessie the only one believe in the dricki ish lol that will neva happen!
ReplyDeleteOmg the movie was the best! They mad ratchet, wen SB tellin that guy his name.. lol Nic wanna be all good in the movies now smh not gon happen *New new voice* lol
Cant wait for the next post Muny =)
Lmao at them gettin it in inside the closet they are some major freaks and lol at the barbz getting mad at her for goin with sb
ReplyDeleteTHROUGHOUT THIS WHOOLE ENTIRE CHAPTER TBH I WAS IN TEARS LMAOOOOOOOOOOO "IM THE SECONDDDDDDDD NICKIIIIIIIIIIIII MINAJJJJJJJJJJJJ" Who stands up in the theater to yell that lmaoooooooo this was one of ur best thanks for postin even tho im hella late at readin this
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